10 WAYS TO TELL HE’S NOT THAT INTO YOU

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Disclaimer: the following content was written as a part of The Seminole’s 2015 April Fool’s issue. The content included is false. Happy April Fool’s Day!

By: Bobbi Zahn, Activities Manager, Kadin Daigle, Copy Editor, and Katelyn Liston, Reporter

1. If he’s not spending more than $50 on dinner…he’s not that into you.

Mcdonalds

McDonald’s isn’t a meal.

2. If he wears Sperry’s he feels like he’s better than you.

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Splitsville is a quick trip when you’re running in Sperry’s.

 

3. If he wears musky cologne, you best believe he’s on the hunt.

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It’s a guarantee he isn’t trying to catch you.

 

4. If he wears blue on Friday, he’s not happy.

Blue-Sad

You’re getting an ice cold shoulder. 

 

5. If he can’t rap Nicki Minaj, he doesn’t respect you.

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He ain’t feelin’ you. 

 

6. If you’re going Dutch, he isn’t committed enough to spend money on you.

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Splitting the check means splitting up.

 

7. If he doesn’t call you every night, he’s calling someone else.

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Minutes cost money and he’s not willing to spend it on you.

 

8. If he doesn’t walk you all the way to class, he doesn’t want to deal with you.

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He loves to see you leave but in the way you think.

 

9. If he isn’t bringing you flowers, then he’s saving them for someone else.

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Your relationship would die faster than those flowers anyways. 

 

10. If he didn’t take you to see 50 Shades of Grey, he doesn’t find you attractive.

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He does’t want to be tied down by you.